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Decapitator For Hire

Started by Unknown January 11, 2012
"Winston" <Winston@BigBrother.net> wrote in message 
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> Dennis wrote: > > (...) > >> Bill, I think you may be thinking of the Faraductor. > > Can we please leave Lee Majors out of this? > > :) > > --Winston
Mmmm, just had a Jamie Sommers flash back.....
On 11/01/2012 5:00 PM, The.Decapitators@decapitation-alley.com wrote:
> Are you wanting to perform a decapitation? Well, want no more. We > can make your dream come true. Low cost decapitation. We'll remove > any CAPacitor, from any circuit, regardless of size, shape, or color. > Only $19.99 per cap plus shipping, handling, processing, and > replacement components. :) > > The Decapitators >
So, er, you're going to remove the existing capacitor from the circuit, which you'll then return to me. You'll also supply a replacement capacitor that I can fit myself? Sylvia.
On Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:19:42 +1100, Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.here.invalid>
wrote:

>On 11/01/2012 5:00 PM, The.Decapitators@decapitation-alley.com wrote: >> Are you wanting to perform a decapitation? Well, want no more. We >> can make your dream come true. Low cost decapitation. We'll remove >> any CAPacitor, from any circuit, regardless of size, shape, or color. >> Only $19.99 per cap plus shipping, handling, processing, and >> replacement components. :) >> >> The Decapitators >> > >So, er, you're going to remove the existing capacitor from the circuit, >which you'll then return to me. You'll also supply a replacement >capacitor that I can fit myself? > >Sylvia.
No, that's the Recapacitator's job.
Dennis wrote:
> "Winston"<Winston@BigBrother.net> wrote in message > news:jenhgf01mq5@news6.newsguy.com... >> Dennis wrote: >> >> (...) >> >>> Bill, I think you may be thinking of the Faraductor. >> >> Can we please leave Lee Majors out of this? >> >> :) >> >> --Winston > > > Mmmm, just had a Jamie Sommers flash back.....
Oooo. Happy. http://tinyurl.com/7xsxywx <http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070111055316/bionic/images/thumb/c/cd/JaimeSommers.jpg/600px-JaimeSommers.jpg> --Winston
Damn! I thought you were looking forcandidates for the guillotine.

I have a few names I'd like to suggest.

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On 14/01/2012 12:10 AM, life imitates life wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:19:42 +1100, Sylvia Else<sylvia@not.here.invalid> > wrote: > >> On 11/01/2012 5:00 PM, The.Decapitators@decapitation-alley.com wrote: >>> Are you wanting to perform a decapitation? Well, want no more. We >>> can make your dream come true. Low cost decapitation. We'll remove >>> any CAPacitor, from any circuit, regardless of size, shape, or color. >>> Only $19.99 per cap plus shipping, handling, processing, and >>> replacement components. :) >>> >>> The Decapitators >>> >> >> So, er, you're going to remove the existing capacitor from the circuit, >> which you'll then return to me. You'll also supply a replacement >> capacitor that I can fit myself? >> >> Sylvia. > > No, that's the Recapacitator's job.
Gah! Demarkation. I thought Maggie Thatcher had got rid of that nonsense. Sylvia.